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“DEBT-FREE GIRL”
(To the tune of Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl“)
Oh wo oh oh oh oh oh oh. . . . .
Debt-free girl
She’s now living in a whole new world
No more bills or late-night collection calls
It is because – she finally got the balls
To become – a real debt-free girl
No more living in a creditor world
As long as anyone with bad debts can
Make an appointment with the bankruptcy man
That’s what I am
And when she learns that
She won’t have to pay
And then she can wake up
Stress free – there’s a stay
She’ll see it’s not so tough
Just because
I’ve made her into a debt-free girl
Filed her petition; no more creditor world
She got tired of the collection calls
Perhaps she overspent at stores and malls
She’s got a choice
Oh wo oh oh oh oh oh oh. . . . .
Debt-free girl
She filed a seven; now it’s her turn
She kept her assets – they were all exempt
Trustee overlooked the money she spent
It’s what she dreamt
She passed the means test
It’s really no big deal
Her lawyer knew best
Assisted with credit counseling
It’s really not so tough
To discharge
Lots of bills
Of a debt-filled girl
She’s been living in a bill-collecting world
As long as anyone with big debt can
And now she’s looking for a bankruptcy man
That’s what I am
[Oh wo oh oh oh oh oh oh. . . . .]
Debt-free girl
She’s my debt-free girl
You know I love to see
A real debt-free girl
My debt-free girl
Did you know I love to see
A real debt-free girl
My debt-free girl
Did you know I love to see
A real debt-free girl
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